This day did not get off to a good start! I woke up at 8ish because i needed the bathroom. So i went down, and the first bathroom was locked. So i went to the second one, which was unlocked, I opened the door and there was a guy in the fucking bath! He covered himself up as I screamed “JESUS CHRIST LOCK THE DOOR!!”. So i went to another toilet, and went back to sleep. Then this afternoon I found out that everyone on my corridor knows, and that it was a guy called Charlie in the bath, who is going out with one of my friends and also in my German class!! Annabel and Brooke suggested i should apply for mitagating circumstances for my next exam, due to post traumatic stress.

Then I was meant to revise. However, it is the hottest it has ever been in the North East of England so I decided to go shopping with Brookie instead. I bought new shoes and a summer jacket. Then we decided to go to Nandos for dinner, which has bottomless soft drinks and frozen yoghurt. One burger, mashed potatoes, 3 diet cokes and 2 frozen yoghurts later, I am sooooo full and still know nothing about poetry. Now I will skype, watch desperate housewives and procrastinate all evening.

And avoid Charlie.